May 2013
Me watching a movie: so that's where that gif is from.
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
snapchatting:
mary had a little bitch
subtweet:
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
izzielosthermind:
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...
i dont know if tumblr has made up soul mates or fucked us up soo much we dont know how to talk to other people
You should leave me stuff. yessssss ok
1: post a selfie?
2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
4: what's your favorite song at the moment?
5: what was the last song you listened to?
6: do you have a tumblr crush?
7: who is your tumblr crush?
8: what are you doing right now?
9: do you have any siblings?
10: what's you ethnicity?
11: what's your favorite subject in school?
12: what's your favorite color?
13: what's your favorite sports team?
14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
15: when did you make your tumblr?
16: how many followers do you have?
17: do you like where you live?
18: is your room super messy or really clean?
19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
20: do you prefer pens or pencils?
creapy:
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
peanutbuttarunna:
a-fucking-creeper:
mareeps:
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
i dont know if tumblr made soul mates or a horrible joke
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...”
– Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume...
